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4 Tips To Writing A Post With Impact: You Don’t Want To Miss This And Look Like A Loser While All Your Friends Talk About It Behind Your Back At The Conference

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You’re probably sick of writing posts, and you’re often paralysed staring at the keyboard, thinking, “How can I write one post a week! I don’t have that much brandy on the shelf!” The first paragraph of your post should make people shit their pants because they’re doing stuff wrong, and…

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Here’s the latest article of mine on The Punch. All’s I’m saying is, if each generation really was worse than the last, we’d all be running around wildly raping each other, covered in infant blood right now. http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/the-world-has-always-been-going-to-hell-in-a-handbasket/

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Spies and White Lies

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I just made a video with Xtranormal. http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11420692/Spies_and_White_Lies It’s called Spies and White Lies, a little comedy that features a couple who aren’t what they appear, sidetracked by a rather delicate question. No doubt you’ve seen the litany of vids made with this online software, most of them featuring fuzzy…

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Good for Footy

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These are two skits Dave Jackson and I did for Last Radio Show on the Left, an insane show we produced on SYNfm in Melbourne in the early naughties. I thought of them completely out of the blue this morning and realised you should all share in their glory. Footy…

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Hot POA

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Ladies and gentleman, may I present to you, the hottest piece of ass this side of the Atlantic. She’ll steal your dreams, get all up in your head box and destroy your ability to step outside, away form your computer screens. Aw yeah. Snap!

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